On the way home I decided to have just one for myself, and IT WAS SO GOOD — I accidentally ATE THE WHOLE BAG, and my parents never got any.

Bart, my parents CAN'T STAND your cookies … Why? They NEVER GOT TO TRY THEM! The other day you gave me a bag of cookies to give to my parents. On the way home I decided to have just one for myself, and IT WAS SO GOOD — I accidentally ATE THE WHOLE BAG, and my parents never got any. Sorry, Mom and Dad, you'll just have to get some for yourself, because if I'm delivering, they'll never make it to you!" ~ Mike R., Boise, Idaho